Playing Cupid

So I know this girl Stacy, and she likes my pal Mike.
So one day I go up to Mike and say, "Hey Mike. What do you think about Stacy? Would you ever want to go out with her?"
Then Mike says, "No way man! She's fat and ugly!"
So I tell him, "Mike, you should really look inside people. We are all full of blood, and guts, and crap, ....EW! Good call! I too want a girl who is at least half."