Racism IS funny

I've been in China for a while now. It has been equally exciting and soul crushing.

To make money I've taken a job teaching english as a second language. The students are Chinese and about 12 years old. I truly and whole heartedly hate kids. But, the other day I was delighted. Two of my students were tormenting one other student. I didn't know what was going on, but the one weiner kid was weeping. Because I wanted to seem like I cared I asked the two "mean" kids to cut it out. Then I asked them what they were doing.

They told me they were just being funny. They were teasing the third kid because, "he looks Japanese". Yup. 

Getting older sucks!

When I was younger gas and farts were 100% funny. As I get older that is less and less the case. I don't know what to attribute it to outside of advancing age, but now farts/gas is funny like 90% of the time, uncalled for about 2% of the time and painful a good 8%.... Getting older sucks.