You ain't cool unless you smoke.

I've been watching some classic movies lately and man, those guys were bad ass. They were the definition of cool. James Dean, Humphrey Bogart,all those dudes had a ciggy hanging from their lips. And they ALWAYS got the babes.
I've been trying to be more like those men. True manly men, heroes actually. But those cigarettes make me cough, they taste awful and I get dizzy and feel sick. All are counter productive when attempting to look cool. They are the opposite of bad ass.
Luckily I've found the patch. I'm going to ease into the world of Cool!