Saturday, October 25, 2008

Things to come...

It's hard to look on the lighter side of life some days. New to this whole work-a-day world. Looking at an economy that is going all topsy turvy and spiralling out of control. People fearing about their futures, about their mortgages, and about where their next meal will come from...

So I decided to quit my job and head out east!

That's right. I'm going to China. Saturday November 1st 2008 I'll take off for Yantai in search of funny and peculiar things those dudes do that I can make fun of for your enjoyment. That's right, my racial/cultural ignorance is going international.

Look to have your minds blown this winter as Code Seven goes Asian.

P.S. We will not be spiking our hair all crazy. We're not going that Asian.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

In the middle of the night...

I was watching Animal Planet and they had a show on Jaguars. Which is pretty cool. Did you know that they are the third largest cat in the cat family? Did you know that they have super strong jaws and typically crush the skulls of their prey?
Yeah! It's true. Jaguars are pretty bad ass.
Did you also know that they have those long whiskers to help them sense how close their surroundings are when it's real dark? The guy on the show went on and on forever about how many fancy features they have to help them hunt in the dark.
Here's a thought. Wake up earlier ya lazy Jaguars!
Laying around all day. Come on!
You don't see a Shark just laying around not moving, because it would die. So, be fierce ya lazy jags take a page out of the sharks book, kill you some daylight animals too.