Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The More You Know * With ADAM!!!!

The Chow Chow is a dog. It's all puffy it really does look fat and lazy. Also its tongue looks like it was drinking blue slushies all day long. It's not pink, it's like a purpleish blueish thing. 

Whenever I drink a lot of blue slushie I always poop a vibrant green. I'm not sure if the Chow Chow shits green or not, but look at its goofy-ass tongue.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Monday Moron(s)

No morons...just awesome!

Friday, December 26, 2008

2008 = Novelty Fuck

Apparently in the year of 2008, over the first 11 months the whole innernet search thingy ratings went 1. Sarah Palin 2. Poker 3. Brittney Spears.
I have issue with the whole top three. The first thing is that none of the top three should be in the top three. I'll grant them top ten status, but that's being generous.
Now Mrs. Spears is a trainwreck, granted this is fun. But she's been a disaster for years now, that's old news. And the big news with her is that she cleaned herself up. Last year she looked like something you scraped off the bottom of your shoe. This year she's back to fine form. But! You have to remember she's been hollowed out by some scumbags and spit out two kids since her heyday. She is still a hot number, but c'mon North America! I can think of 10 women equally as attractive who's vaginas have not been publically punished as hers. Look them up you dirty perverts.
Poker. I mean Poker? C'mon dorks, they're called girls. Go meet some.
Palin, yeah she was kinda neat. I guess more so if you are an American citizen. But really, her and TigerBox had no chance of winning. And so what if she used to be hot! She's a moderately attractive older woman. Go to a soccer game! There'll be a ton of Palin clones filling the seats there.
I'm not entirely sure what happened this year, but I sure hope that the history books have something more notable than these three topics to document. Here's to 2009 and something momentus happening.

Monday, December 22, 2008


I must start off by telling you I am not a religious man. I do however, believe that the world exists because of balances. The yin and yang of life. There is light for the dark, left for the right and up for the down.
So when I sat down to watch The Office and saw some new show "Kath&Kim"was on I figured, "what's the worst that can happen?".
I cannot begin to describe the horrors I witnessed. That show is beyond bad, it's evil! So evil that I am now forced to flirt with the idea that there is something bigger than you and me, if "Kath&Kim" can exist then the universe must have something good enough to balance the scales, some sort of "God".

*I used a random picture of Selma Blair because I prefer to remember her as the girl who somehow looks hot while having a body void of any and all curves. She's a sexy twig.

Graves... acoustic... awesome.

Monday Moron(s)

Again and again!

This one is classic and seems right for the holidays!

This was a good week!
Now have a good week!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Put up your dukes!


You people fans of the UFC and MMA?
That stuff is taking off like wild fire, which isn't necessarily a good thing. Sure it is fun to watch, but it's seriously giving some meat-heads boners. They get together to watch the fights and knock back a few beers then they're magically some macho-men hellbent on proving their manhood. These bozos get all stirred up and go out picking fights.
How sad is this? It's 2008, nearly 2009! I mean we're not living in caves. We are civilized people, or at least we should be. All of this violence and fighting is giving humanity a black eye, it's uncalled for, it's ridiculous, childish and embarrassing!

...Fuck I wish I was tough.

Monday, December 15, 2008

You Suck

...not Mighty Healthy!

Monday Moron(s)

Its funny how there is never a shortage of morons in this world.


See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Figure your life out!

Have a good Monday!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

The Hundreds

For those of you who don't know, pretty much my favorite clothing line ever is The Hundreds based out of Los Angeles. I recently got a new zip-up hoodie, of course it is The Hundreds, and it is one of my personal favorite designs they have released. (easily in top 5) 
You will se why...

See, told you it's an awesome design. 

So I am pretty happy about having this!
The Hundreds has recently put out there own set of shoes, the Johnson, which honestly if I do happen to get them for Christmas, I will shit myself, literally.

Overall they are a pretty rad company with awesome clothing, check them out at thehundreds.com, there is much more to see there.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Pitbull Takes 3 Bullets and Lives

I own an American Pitbull Terrier, he's my best friend and the best dog I could ever want. So it really bugs me that people are still so uneducated about the breed and think they're monsters and that the only people that own them are criminals or people who want to look tough. Most people have no idea about the history of the APBT breed and the love and loyalty they are capable of showing to their owners.

This story is about a family who's house was being broken into and how their pitbull saved their lives.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Best of 2008: Karps


A. REM - Accelerate

B. Sigur Ros - Med sud i eyrum vid spilum endalaust

C. The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride

D. Battles - Mirrored (This came out in '07, but who the fuck knew that. Listen to it, it's strange)

E. Atmosphere - When life gives you lemons, You paint that shit gold.

A tip of the cap to Bleeding Through, Misery Signals and Weezer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpGp-22t0lU Take a peek there to sample Battles and their song Atlas.

Movies: I can't think of anything that's been that great or hasn't been listed on this page already. So, here are the top 5 cool movie names of movies I have not see that were released this year.

A. The Haunted World of Superbeasto

B. My Brother is an Only Child

C. Poultrygeist

D. Allah Made Me Funny

E. Gunnin for that #1 Spot

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Best of 2008: Trevor


2: Bleeding Through - Declaration
3: Protest The Hero - Fortress
4: Weezer - Red Album
5: Shai Hulud - Misanthropy Pure
6: Misery Signals - Controller
7: All That Remains - Overcome
8: Austrian Death Machine - Total Brutal
9: Rise Against - Appeal To Reason

Most Excited for Albums coming in 2009
2: Between The Buried And Me
3: Death By Stereo


1: Diary Of The Dead (not sure if it was 2007 or 2008, but I didn't see it until 2008, so it stays)
2: Pineapple Express
3: Batman - The Dark Knight
4: Funny Games
5: Saw 5
6: Step Brothers

I hope There are more good Horror movies in 2009 (equally good to 30 Days of Night)
I would do a "Most excited for" movies of 2009, but I really can't think of any movies coming out right now.

Best of 2008: Munster


Top 10 CD's

1 Shai Hulud - Misanthropy Pure
2 Bleeding Through - Declaration
3 Signals - Controller
4 Fucked Up - The Chemistry of Common Life
5 H20 - Nothing to Prove
6 Terror - The Damned, The Shamed
7 All That Remains - Overcome
8 Protest the Hero - Fortress
9 In Flames - A Sense Of Purpose
10 Austrian Death Machine - Total Brutal
This was a pretty brutal year in music buying for me. I think I bought maybe 20 cd's. Hopefully next year is better.

Most anticipated for next year
1 Death by Stereo
2 Mastodon
3 Between the Buried and Me
4 Most Precious Blood
5 Dillinger Escape Plan
6 Irons

Top 10 Movies
1 Pineapple Express
2 The Dark Knight
3 007 Quantum of Solace
4 Step Brothers
5 Forgetting Sarah Marshall
6 Semi-Pro
7 Lost Boys: The Tribe
This is more of a "What movies did you see in 2008" list for me. I did see more than this, but none of them deserve to be on a best of list. Hopefully there are some good Horror movies set to come out in 2009.

Most anticipated for next year
1 Land of the Lost
2 Where the Wild Things Are
3 Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
4 Angels and Demons

Oh My Satan!

These are must haves for any proper metal fan. Apparently they'll be released early 2009.

From Hypebeast

Tuesday, December 9, 2008


Terror just released their newest video for the song Betrayer from The Damned, the Shamed. Not my favorite from that album but definitely a solid song.
TERROR - Betrayer

While I'm on the subject of music, stay tuned for our best of 2008 list to come soon.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Monday Moron(s)

I don't know if this would be moron, or asshole?

Again, moron or asshole?

Moron for sure!

Have a good Monday!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Still got a leg to stand on.

A friend of mine lost a leg in a tragic car accident recently. But at least now he like never has to do a wash load of socks. It's like his sock drawer was just doubled, lucky bugger.

As well, when visiting him, I noticed a shoe rack filled with right shoes... I think that's being a little overly optimistic. But I didn't say anything.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

This popcorn...

is the best, go try some.

Get a bag and movie and you will destroy the bag before the movie is half over...trust me.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Go buy this!

Go buy this DVD!

It's a very good DVD from a great band.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Saskatoon Blog Heavyweights

Being bored at work today I stumbled upon an interview with Owen Woytowich. He's a professional photographer from Saskatoon who now works full time for SBC. A few of us actually ran into him on a random occasion at the skatepark this summer and had a game of "old guy "skate"". You can read the interview here

In that interview I also made my way over to YouWillSoon Which is a very entertaining blog from a few more local Saskatoon skateboarders. Although I don't actually "know" these guys, I've been around skateboarding in Saskatoon long enough to know who they are. I'd also like to point out that, for the record, people who A) Love Danzig. B) Are funny and C) Obviously enjoyed Girl/Chocolate's "golden years" as much as I did are generally pretty awesome and for no other reason should have their blog checked out because of it.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Monday Moron(s)

Everyone needs a Monday Morning laugh.

More women need to just wear body paint!

(from CollegeHumor)

Monday...always a good day!