Brad Pitt: Top 5 things Mike Carroll Says When He's Drunk

Crailtap caught a video of Brad Pitt running down the top 5 things Mike Carroll says when he's drunk. I think after this he'll be able to add "Brad Pitt knows my name! Seriously!"

Check it out here.

Half-Week Hardcore

Just about missed it this week. Here's a quick one.

Gorilla Biscuits - Sitting Around At Home.

The Truth About Swine Flu

Media controlled hype. As fashion goes through popular cycles I guess fear mongering does the same.

Racism IS funny

I've been in China for a while now. It has been equally exciting and soul crushing.

To make money I've taken a job teaching english as a second language. The students are Chinese and about 12 years old. I truly and whole heartedly hate kids. But, the other day I was delighted. Two of my students were tormenting one other student. I didn't know what was going on, but the one weiner kid was weeping. Because I wanted to seem like I cared I asked the two "mean" kids to cut it out. Then I asked them what they were doing.

They told me they were just being funny. They were teasing the third kid because, "he looks Japanese". Yup. 

Misery Signals

I just started to love this band again.

Congratulations Mayhem!

We won't talk about the UFC that happened this weekend. There's already too many people talking about that one. Instead, we'd like to congratulate Jason "Mayhem" Miller for choking out Kala "Kolohe" Hose and winning the Kingdom MMA Middleweight title. Easily our favorite mixed martial artist, and Triumph United spokesperson, Mayhem proves how much fucking ass he kicks by pounding on Kolohe "rape choke" style until he rolls over and secures the RNC. It also looks like Mayhem is in line to face Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza in a rematch for Dream's Middleweight Title. Check out the video below.

The great equalizer.

There is one thing irresistable to all people. Young and old, rich and poor, stupid and not stupid. Animal Fights! The only thing more compelling than blood lust is adorability. So when you see a kitten take on a turn table, or a squirrel and a couple of birds fight over a nut. You can be the hardest mofo on the planet, but it'll get ya... it'll get ya.

I found http://www.maniacworld.com/Animal_Fights.htm by accident and I haven't been able to get shit done since. Beware it eats up all of your time. The cuteness in that page destroys lives.

The 36th chamber meets the 36th floor.

Found this on the VLNY BRAND blog.

Hey Christians!

I've got a bone to pick with you.

You got to stop saying "Welcome to the world" when you see babies. Facebook updates or comments like, "the world welcomes baby who gives a shit" and "welcome to the world baby Dingus" are driving me nuts. 

So what you're telling me is that they aren't really a part of the world before they fall out of a vagina? They don't really exist? They don't matter?

Cool! I'm fine with that.

Now why do you get all up in arms when people give babies the ol'hook n'flush before they have a chance to come into the world and exist? 

You don't want to come across as hypocritical do you? That'd be a first.

Half Week Hardcore

This week is all about anger.

Terror - Spit My Rage


Most Precious Blood - Shark Ethic


Death By Stereo - Don't Piss On My Neck And Tell Me it's Raining

How to change your facebook privacy settings

Have you ever wondered how to change your facebook privacy settings so you don't get creepers creepin' on all your shit? Well wonder no more because our good friend DJ Dirty Bird has created this instructional video on how to block those facebook creepers for good.

Classic Skate Video Parts: Stevie Williams - Chocolate Tour

This video isn't as old as some of the others I posted but it was probably one of the most influential to me. It came out right when I was starting to get better than average at skateboarding and watching this video always made me want to go out and get better and better. Stevie Williams' part was especially influential to me, he had such a solid style in his tricks that just always made me think that any trick he did looked better than anyone else doing it. Stevie has gone on to do big things in skateboarding with his own companies and we hope his success continues.

Dawg Fight

Below is a trailer for a documentary about backyard fighters called Dawg Fight. Let me first say that normally backyard fighting is basically retarded. I'm not saying that these guys aren't retarded, but I have to admire the way they look at fighting and that they're willing to at least somewhat have some pride in it. Also, if they're letting guys settle arguments without the use of weapons in a fair fight, I'd support that. My two cents: Wear some 5oz gloves, that's all.

Dawg Fight from rakontur on Vimeo.

Half Week Hardcore

We're doin' 90's this week!

Agnostic Front - Gotta Go


Another Joe - Special Blend


Bouncing Souls - East Side Mags


Integrity - Vocal Test