FTW NBC

I must start off by telling you I am not a religious man. I do however, believe that the world exists because of balances. The yin and yang of life. There is light for the dark, left for the right and up for the down.
So when I sat down to watch The Office and saw some new show "Kath&Kim"was on I figured, "what's the worst that can happen?".
I cannot begin to describe the horrors I witnessed. That show is beyond bad, it's evil! So evil that I am now forced to flirt with the idea that there is something bigger than you and me, if "Kath&Kim" can exist then the universe must have something good enough to balance the scales, some sort of "God".

*I used a random picture of Selma Blair because I prefer to remember her as the girl who somehow looks hot while having a body void of any and all curves. She's a sexy twig.

Is there a God? Am I God?

I have to believe there is something more to life than what meets the eye. I'd really like to believe there is some sort of entity that looks over us, something of a great beyond. And for all that to be true, we must have souls. Now if I can say that every living creature has a soul, that would be quite a comforting notion.

But, lets say I take an earthworm and cut it in half. What happens then?