Monday, July 21, 2008


This just in. Hanes "Muscles Shirts" do not contain muscles.
You heard it here first skinny white guys. The popular "muscle shirt" will not add any muscle to your sad physique. Best to embrace the sleeve or hit the gym. This quick fix has turned out to be a fraud.
In a survey of 300 women an astounding 98% revealed that the "muscle shirt" not only adds no muscle, but it manages to give the appearance of a lower I.Q. as well as making the wearer look like a total "fuck-knuckle" -- Their words not  mine.

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