Put up your dukes!

RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

You people fans of the UFC and MMA?
That stuff is taking off like wild fire, which isn't necessarily a good thing. Sure it is fun to watch, but it's seriously giving some meat-heads boners. They get together to watch the fights and knock back a few beers then they're magically some macho-men hellbent on proving their manhood. These bozos get all stirred up and go out picking fights.
How sad is this? It's 2008, nearly 2009! I mean we're not living in caves. We are civilized people, or at least we should be. All of this violence and fighting is giving humanity a black eye, it's uncalled for, it's ridiculous, childish and embarrassing!

...Fuck I wish I was tough.